| Zach: | Is that good? I don't know anything about motorcycles! |
| Michael: | If you're holding a baby and you drop it on the floor. Is that good? |
don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a fat, ugly, anti-social, internet addicted freak like me
(Source: ghoulss, via only-on-fridays)
| person: | hey wanna hang out |
| thoughts: | omfg how do i get myself out of this |